I got a feeling that I won't miss Els that much. Already I don't feel connected. Instead of associating I am now disassociating.
Gosh I am so horny this morning (I am a morning person when comes to getting it on).
Honeeey, this is my first day as Sha the Sloth. The first order is no Nicorette until 10.00 am. I am slowly cutting off.
I had a good chat with Mulder last night before bed. Namely we talked about Els.
Today Els sounded happy but voice has that odd vibration.
As this point the silent treatment is hardly noticeable. Wait until the show finishes. She will start wondering.
This girl is an open book.
Awww shit, still having a hard on for no other reason than it is morning. I wonder what happens if I don't jerk off until new year,
Honey by the look of it I probably have to go for a fuck. It's a compulsion. No amount of Porn Hub can compare to *on[c]e fuck. All I need is about 2 fucks a year.
What do you think honey? Should I fuck? You see honey if I don't fuck any time soon I might turn into the Hulk and rape somebody.
Awww shit! I really really need to fuck real bad. I am having a hard on for the past 1 hour.
* OK I'll go for a double session. Should I go for a double session or menage a trios? The price is the same. I am allowed to come twice either way.
Let me try this experiment. Let me hold on until early next year. I don't even jerk off and then I'll go for a fuck. Do you think I can last more than 5 minutes on the first shot? I will be like a mad dog then LOL.
Menage a trois is a game of synchronicity. I tell you baby, it is as horny as hell. I like to see girls make it between them but that only happens in porns, In m[u]st cases its you vs the girls. It can get a bit busy but it sure is damn sexy. Certainly is double the pleasure.
Not all Gayshas want menage a trois. So they work in familiar teams. I don't normally go for them because of the cost. The same reason why I don't normally take Russians. The other reason is because I like to make my women come multiple times (hahaha even the pros came on my watch).
I found out a woman comes real good if I alternately lick and suck the clit. I don't even finger fuck her (some women don't like it).
There are certain things they do in porn that is not so spectacular in real life. For example butt fucking looks alluring but when I did it, its not that fantastic. Beyond the rectum ring there is nothing. So people who butt fuck are going for the extra tightness of the ring.
I like girls who rim. I tried rimming myself, it takes getting used to. Not many girls like it. So I stopped rimming after a couple of times. Should you insist I will definitely rim you baby.
I tell you what I like. I like the musky smell of a woman's pubic hair. It is euphoric. That[] why I don't like clean shave. The pubic hair is the pheromone factory gland. Indonesian, Russian, Chinese, they all have different smell. The smell should not be too empowering, otherwise I can get dizzy LMAO.
Of course I like licking and biting. I am an animal in bed. Not that I am brutal but in bed I act like a werewolf than human. I like to dominate my subject, much like the aliens in the movie Predators. I like nymphos, they are the best.
I may not last more than 5 pushes with a nympho but it will be pretty satisfying. With the subservient type, I like to make them suffer. The more they resisted the more I insisted.
OK honey, the horniness has subsided. I just need to purge the thoughts. Then I'll be OK. Consider this as a sex therapy session ROTFLMAO.
Still honey, with you... ahhh with you... I wi[th] fuck you until I cannot get it up.
Shucks, I stained my underwear. Hey, did I moist you good Miss EverMoist? Why don't you take off your panty and let me make you squirm in delight. You want me to make you come honey? Only if you promise you'll be naughty.
You want me to talk dirty to you? No? Yes? Yes?
OK it's a no then...
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Sorry honey, you are the subject of my imagination. So it's only natural that I fancy you. But if you don't want me to seduce you, I will not do it.
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Lizzie is on school holiday, so house chore is daily. After the Morning Show I promised to sweep and mop the house. Good thing about Lizzie is after I'm done, she will let me be.
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