It is only fair that I tell you that I studied you in great detail. My job is Exploring Human Potential (SJ&A tagline). Therefore I gathered data about you so that I can unleash your full potential. Since I use the OPEN model, I thought I'll be forthright about it. Heck I had been OPEN to everybody in Legion X about it:
OK, I gathered that she doesn't have many friends. Yet she is a people person. An expressive one too. She is a kid in an adult world. She need[] for somebody to care for her. Although she has high IQ, she is emotionally unstable. In a way she is the moody type. She can be extremely happy and extremely sad depending on the stimulus and the situation. She is a simple person living in a complex environment. A misfit. That is normally the case with highly intelligent people.
Join the club honey, we are a match made in heaven.
I got a joke:
How many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb must really want to change LMAO.
I think that beats what goes ooom, ooom
Hahaha, you and your silly jokes...
Those who don't know, that is a cow moving backwards ROTFLMAO.
You make my world fun again honey. So I want you to look forward to a glorious future - TO INFINITY AND BEYOND BABY!
You are my wife for eternity, believe it. I mean it with all my heart. We are soulmates Goldie.
The answer to the Feeling of Certainty is Unconditional Love, Look Goldie, all these are the product of Unconditional Love. You don't have to die of thirst, you are surrounded by water!
Your problem is not water, it is salt.
Remove the salt, you are set for life!
OK Goldie, 3:36 am. I need to sleep.
Bye now...
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I just gave meaning to her life. Honey, I am not a RM10 k per day consultant for nothing. I am a Peak Performance Practitioner as early as my twenties. Therefore I think I can handle a high achiever like Goldie.
You'll see, Goldie will shine. You now honey is Miss EverMoist. You like? ROTFLMAO.
OK let's try it out... Errr Miss EverMoist, can I have 2 sugar[] in my coffee?
No? You don't like? Based on evidence I think you looove being Ms EverMoist LMAO LMAO.
OK, Miss EverMoist, I have a request that I need action. The critically ill patients made this request:
It had been a while now. So I don't know how you gonna do it but since you are Miss EverMoist, I like these to be distributed to the hospices.
Let just say, the request was made through a doctor that I shall not name.
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Right, I do attend to some prayers if they are special request[]. I don't attend to the rubber stamp prayers that people recite after worship. That is handled by Jibrail. This one is a direct request, so I don't want to turn it down.
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Sarah, I just want you to realize that I am always working. If I am in CCC, that means work. That honey is 80% of my waking hours. What I need is a world class support structure and we can solve much of the problems that plaque humanity.
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