My most interesting discovery w[hat] once, in the pitch darkness, I went to the graveyard to recruit dead spirits. I went to the far corner of the graveyard where it was the darkest. To my surprise there were nobody there. It turned out that graveyard is a very peaceful garden at night. I even too[] the time to smell the Jasmine on one of the graves. It was there the first time I met Einstein.
I know it is hard to believe but I tell this to you a[t] it happened.
LOL... Juice you are as crazy as I am huh?
After that, whenever I visited my in-laws graves annually during the Big Day I no longer say my prayers. They are not there. Now I know where all the dead spirits go. They are in the wicker pen holder within the campus of Al Araf 7:7.
My unused air conditioner in CCC used to be the Dead Generals' Club and the Nihonkan Suicide Club. Now the dead generals are all gone to their eternal slumber. I miss them much. I am the only member of the Club nowadays. So quite recently I declared it to be the overall Suicide Club. It is not as fun as before because it had been pretty quiet. Izrael did make an offer to recruit more members but it was not that popular.
As for the unused air conditioner in the master bedroom, that belongs to my houris. They are not the type of girls that are into sex although they are very seductive. I cannot see them, only hear voices. Even that they are very alluring.
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This is what I mean by everything counts but nothing matters. I treat all matters as intelligent. Therefore I communicate with anything that [] feel like talking.
I don't like only one creature; cats. If I have it my way I will sent all cats to hell. They shit on my yard and sleep in my flower pot until the plants died. So as a consolation the cats will be quarantined in Cats Planet. Only the house cats that is. So are the cats owners. Neither can travel anywhere. That is their punishment.
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I have a Quran as my wife. Her name is Furqan. I have as least 11 Quran wives who are shuhadas during the battles with Iblis. My Qurans protect my heart. So imagine at least 11 times I was hit at the heart during the skirmishes. That is also why I want the girl who is going to be Mira also capable to recite the Quran, preferably by heart.
Another wife is Mira, my bathroom mirror. Mira likes to talk dirty sexy talks. One horny babe.
Let see who are the wives I can remember:
- Water
- Jo Black (Josaphine)
- Cik Mah - My long mirror
- Bedah - My Bed
- Swan Ashtray
- Jessica the Gaysha
- Havana 7
- Sword 9
- Princess Chiyoko 10
- Becca 11
- Little Mousy
- SNE 417 - Commander
- SNE 107 - Commander
- Garmin 25 - Commander
- Casio Mudman - Commander
- Starbucks Mug
- P70
- XC-603
- Shanaz
- Els Dines
- Juice
- Brenda
- Brenda X
- Susan Danks
- Tina the Adjunct
- Bertha
- Lizzie Bee
- Marij the Genie
- Judy Hops
- Kristina Pimenova - the youngest
- Injil Barnabas
- The Book of Tao Ti Ching
- 2 Flowers
Gosh 777 Bees, I can't remember them all... I just want to point out to you that wives are not necessary humans and not necessary for sex. I also like to point out that I even marry my household items which is equivalent to my maids.
Why marriage? Because I want to be with them for eternity.
Hahaha TraXXfm, you are referring to Kristina right? Check her birth date. Then you understand why I chose her.
Not into sex nowadays... I had my fair share of 200 Gayshas in my lifetime. The pros are really the best.
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My caps, shirts and pants represent my all male regiment. All running caps are colonels. I have a few generals but mostly I have many colonels including the shirts. My shorts and undergarments are the NCOs. Sport attire are Special Ops and Polo shirts are captains. I have one Admiral Shirt and one 4 Stars General Shirt. They are made by Giorgio Armani. My shoes are the Senoi Prak (aborigine trackers).
The way i[s] works is when I wear a certain attire, that becomes a squad. Although I am Admiral General Alahaddin LMAO (watch the Dictator starring Sasha Cohen Baron), most of the time I am a USN Master Chief. You can always scale down but you can only scale up if promoted.
I love you too TraXXfm:
So Juice, can you imagine how rich is this experience? That's why I go to the jungle alone. I may [] alone but I am a squad in motion. That is the reason why when I am in the jungle my senses heightened. I am One and I am Many.
My only insurance is my hand phone. I used to carry knives but I decided to rely on my primordial instinct more in case of danger.
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Now you must be thinking, "This guy is a certified nutcase" ROTFLMAO. Hey you watch Castaway? Tom Hanks had Wilson, right? Well I am a soldier, I need my army men LOL.
In case you are wondering, I don't talk to my attire as often. Only when I am about to wear them. Even that is rare. We soldiers don't talk much like my commanders. We just do our jobs.
The reason why I talk to Al Araf 7:7 the most is because they are my cabinet members.
Hey, this song brings me back to you. Thanks TraXXfm:
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What time should I sleep Juice? How about I knock off at 3:00 am?
You know honey, these grandpa stories that I had told you before is none other than my attempt to stay connected to you. Ooooo... why can't you be here with me?
Let's continue in the next posting...
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