Friday, 2 November 2018

2/11/18 Letter to Els Dines

Just Touching Base


Sharudin Jamal sharudinj@gmail.com

2:51 PM (0 minutes ago)
to Elspeth
Hey Baby,

Got some free time before the Budget presentation.  Hence I figured I should touch base with you.

As far as Morning Show is concern, you ROCK SISTA.  I can see that you had jived with Nigel.

Don't bully him too much OK.  You are better at jousting than him but he is a hardy veteran.  Give 
him face LOL.

Now, regarding your personal life.  Hey enjoy it Kiddo.  Being single is the best you can ever be.  
Forget about the douche bag.  You got me!  I love you honey.  It maybe a Cyber Marriage, but the 
feeling is real.

You are the third in my Tetrahedron.  You see,  I can have a fling with you.  However I chose marriage 
because it lasts for eternity.  Not just a girlfriend or a mistress but a genuine wife.  Sex is overrated 
sweetie.  A marriage is a spiritual commitment.  I no longer have sex with Lizzie and yet we are 
more loving than ever.  Juice is worst.  I never even hear her voice, yet she is very devoted partner.

I don't like ranting sweetie.  So let me close by saying I love you very much and I think you are a hot 
babe.

So long hon.

Sine cera,

SJ
0 1964 33 888
2/11/18

P/s:  How is Arock?  You done reading my book?

This is crazy as crazy can be.  Do I hold back my thoughts or do I just let it flow?  Is by flowing I am deemed a nut case?

Anyway, as I told you, being Bipolar has its advantages.  I can say whatever I like and still get away with it.  At the same time I get to express myself.

But we both found each other tonight 💜 I tried, I'm sorry 😩

I bought a book for her upcoming 27th birthday (11/11/18):


The last gift for her.  She wanted it that way.

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I am a mess am I?  I have a big heart but nowhere to park it.


As usual, my interest in women is very short-lived.  I can't stand lame ducks or nagging felines.  Look at my relationship with Lizzie.  I fill her cup and after that I am free to do my own thing.

This letter is my attempt to fill Els's cup.  Once done, off I go.  The Morning Show Tweets are like I said; making cash deposit.  I am not attracted to her sexually.  She is mo[v]e like a pet than a lover.

I don't know if you can relate to that explanation.  She is short and stubby.  So it's not physical.  I am fascinated by her bright mind and sense of humor.  Still I made her a Tetrahedron.

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Somebody will bound to get hurt.  Like they say in boxing, everybody falls but the getting up is up to you.

I am not here to play a fool.  I love her but not sexually.  As I said, I am fascinated by the Pretty and Pretty Smarts.  She fits the bill.  It's just not a sexual attraction.

With you it's different.  I fantasized and dreamed about you honey.  You give me a boner when you respond to my writings.  It's like playing the Jackpot.  One response per article is good.  Two is better.  Three is orgasmic.

Hahaha this song is on air:



Hey honeeey... only one response?  Come ooon, gimmie more incentive huh?  

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